Dear State Parking Regulations Department,
I appreciate that you are conscientious and considerate of those who are handicapped and have gone many lengths to ensure easy access into public buildings by those who may have difficulty walking great distances. I have only one complaint. While I may not be handicapped, I am a VERY pregnant woman. While walking long distances is healthy for most pregnant women, I fear that it may bring on early labor for such as myself. I do not wish to give birth to my baby in a public parking lot. I am sure this could cause traffic accidents and citizen paranoia. Not to mention one very distressed pregnant woman. I would kindly ask that you would consider adding special parking for expectant mothers in your regulations.
Thank you ever so much,
A Momma due any day now