Remember: This did not happen. Please read at your own risk.
I did not walk into Boss Man's room only to find him saying "Uh-Oh" in his crib, his diaper thrown on the floor and poo everywhere!
Nope. That didn't happen.
It was only a bad dream. A very smelly bad dream.
And this did not happen once before. Certainly not.
I do not make it a habit of finding empty diapers with no baby bums in them. And I certainly don't think those little baby bummies are just adorable.
You would never find me taking gazillions of pictures of those un-ador
able little bums.
Umm...of course not...
And I would never show you my favorite one...
Nope. Not me!